I enjoy a love-hate relationship with Paula Deen. The woman’s voice drives me bonkers, and her unnatural obsession with butter makes my stomach churn; however, she certainly makes good food. I’ll even admit to watching episode upon episode of her show, and finding her strong Southern accent and giggle occasionally charming. I also have a love-love relationship with asparagus and carbohydrates, so when I saw her making phyllo wrapped asparagus, I decided to use them as a side dish with salmon for dinner.

They look good, yes. I could barely wait to delve into them and am sad to report I was terribly disappointed with the result. They proved to be good indeed, but certainly did not meet my expectations. I noticed the recipe lacked seasoning of any kind, but I went against my better judgment and made them as written. The taste of the cheese did not come through as much I would have liked, but that may just be because I flat out did not use enough of it. Who knows.
If you added some salt and pepper these would be great! As is, the recipe lacks a certain flair, tastes somewhat bland, and probably isn’t worth the struggle with temperamental phyllo dough.
Phyllo Wrapped Asparagus
from Paula’s Home Cooking
9-10 asparagus spears, depending on size
1/2 (16-ounce) package frozen phyllo dough sheets, thawed
1/4 cup butter, melted
1/4 cup finely grated Parmesan
Salt and Pepper to taste*
Preheat oven to 375 degrees F.
Snap off the tough ends of the asparagus. Unwrap the phyllo and cut the stack in half lengthwise. Reserve 1 stack for later use. Cover the phyllo with a damp towel to keep it from drying out. Take 1 sheet of phyllo and brush lightly with some melted butter. Sprinkle with some Parmesan. Place 2 to 3 asparagus spears on the short end of the sheet. Season with a pinch salt and pepper.* Roll up, jelly-roll style. Place each piece, seam side down, on a baking sheet. Brush with more melted butter and sprinkle with more Parmesan. Repeat until all the asparagus spears are used up. Place baking sheet in oven and bake for 15 to 18 minutes, or until golden brown and crispy.
*You will be sorry if you don’t.

Serve up with your favorite preparation of salmon, if you’re me.
-Mel