After countless trips to Border’s spent lusting and staring, I finally gave in and bought John Scharffenberger’s The Essence of Chocolate. This book is incredible, sensational, beautiful, masterful, and chocolate-ful. Rarely leaving my sight over the course of the past week, I’ve read through it twice, and slept with it once (pathetically, not by accident). I was surprised by how educational and interesting the book is; it’s chock full of history and helpful hints. Love it.
So! After flipping through the recipes and drooling over the pictures (Not actually drooling of course. I’m a young lady…I…don’t…do…that…), I decided to make the “Silky Chocolate Pudding”. To be honest, I was a big fan of 60 calorie “Sugar Free” Jello Pudding cups, but that was before exposure to this mind blowing recipe. Gluttony for the win.
Before posting the recipe, I feel obliged to offer any interested readers a short warning.
WARNING (Redundant? Sorry, but it’s necessary)
If you, like myself, fall into the category of calorie counter, health nut, crazy-diet-watching-freakazoid.. I have a few tips to offer you. (If you are blessed with a metabolism of steel, or a free spirit, you may skip right down to recipe)
1. Close this window, back slowly away from your computer, make yourself a wheat grass smoothie, sit on the couch, turn on CSI: Miami (just kidding), and forget there was a bottom half to this post.
2. Still here? Awh shucks- aren’t you a sweetheart. But seriously, do not under any circumstances make the following recipe. Your waistline will thank you later.
3. If you insist on making this recipe (say you have a great aunt Millie staying with you who can’t eat solid food, so it’s either this chocolate pudding or pureed prune), DO NOT under ANY circumstances take so much as one bite of this pudding. No, you don’t need half a spoonful to “make sure it’s good enough to serve”. It is, I promise.
If you do take a that spoonful, you will: make a moan that surprises even you, close your eyes and lick your lips, and take “just one more bite”.
Your mind will then be filled with fireworks, and the resulting bliss-filled smoke will fog your brain temporarily; but you won’t mind. You will then emerge from said fog, and look down with confusion at the amount of pudding in the bowl. You will suddenly be bombarded with the knowledge you just ate no less than half a batch of pudding, at which point you will either: a) curl up in the fetal position and suck your thumb, b) do 45 minutes on the Stair Master, or c) say “Screw it!” loudly, finish off the remaining pudding, and lick the bowl desperately clean.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Silky Chocolate Pudding
from The Essence of Chocolate by John Scharffenberger and Robert Steinberg
1/4 cup cornstarch
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1/8 tsp salt
3 cups whole milk
6 ounces 62% semisweet chocolate, coarsely chopped
1 tsp pure vanilla extract
Combine the cornstarch, sugar, and salt in the top of a double broiler. Slowly whisk in the milk, scraping the bottom and sides with a heatproof spatula to incorporate the dry ingredients. Place over gently simmering water and stir occasionally, scraping the bottom and sides. Use a whisk as necessary should lumps begin to form. After 15 and 20 minutes, when the mixture begins to thicken and coats the back of a spoon, add the chocolate. Continue stirring for about 2 to 4 minutes, or until the pudding is smooth and thickened. Remove from the heat and stir in the vanilla.
Strain through a fine-mesh strainer into a serving bowl or strain the pudding into a large measuring cup with a spout and pour into individual serving dished. (I skipped the straining with zero problems, but I’m sure it could do nothing but help)
Some find the layer of “skin” that forms on the top of pudding after refrigerating to be the best part, while others (me) can’t bear the thought of it. If you’re the type that dislikes a pudding skin, place plastic wrap on top of the pudding and smooth it gently against the surface; the wrap will keep a skin from forming. But if you want that dense, chewy (disgusting) layer to form, just pull plastic wrap tightly over the top of the serving dish(es) and don’t allow it to touch the pudding.
Refrigerate for at least 30 minutes or up to 3 days.
Makes 3 1/2 cups; serves 4-6 (or you on a bad day)
-Mel